Leaked PicMonkey Love Letter

Leaked PicMonkey Love Letter

[Ed. note: *swoon*]

My beloved PicMonkey,

Must we keep this wretched secret? It has been scarcely a fortnight since our dinner at the harbor, and already I find my very soul aflutter with longing for you—your smile, your glow, your sophisticated array of powerful, yet surprisingly affordable, photo editing tools.

How I adore your effects (O, PicMonkey, tell me you remember and, dare I dream, match my adoration). Their realness and texture call to me, begging to be savored in both sight and touch, like the auburn locks that linger above your brow. I know this sounds foolish—the laws of decency (and physics) prevent me from actually touching your overlays or filters!—but such is the power of your charm.

I offer my love with endless hope that you will take it; also, that you’ll pay me back for dinner the other night. You have touched up my heart, you have changed my life, and your Sweethearts theme is beyond compare. For that, I am truly—

Yours evermore,

S.L. Farnswillow

PS – Seriously though that dinner was like $80.




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