Resistance is Futile

photo of Brian's desk

In an effort to stave off computer-related posture damage, Brian got a fancy contraption that lifts his monitor and keyboard into a standing desk. The best part is that it’s called The Ergotron. Ever since he got that thing, others in the office have been feeling aches and  pains. It’s all part of the plan: we will all be assimilated into the Ergotron! We are the Ergotron. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.

Or maybe it’ll be like the picture of Dorian Grey. Brian will be pain-free and posture-perfect, but somewhere else in the building, there’s a portrait of Brian that will slowly get more anguished and slumpy.

  • Sajan Stanley

    Nice ^^ It would be better if we would be able to lie down straight and computer will be on top of us 😀

    • PicMonkey

      That would require a monitor stand called…the Blergatron?

  • Renée Fortin
    • PicMonkey

      Hah! Totally!

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  • linda ann

    ????? I suppose my comment was not wanted!

    • PicMonkey

      Not sure what happened, Linda Ann. Comment away!

  • Shannon Fox

    Nice change from sitting all day. It would be great to change it up.
    That Dorian Grey comment cracked me up!