PicMonkey Hits the Streets with Huge-o New Product!

PicMonkey.com is proud-to-the-point-of-bursting to announce our newest product: PicMonkey Glass. These software-enabled glasses let you perform stunning visual edits on the world around you, totally hands-free. Orton, Cross Process, Touch Up — all the effects you know and love on PicMonkey.com — can be applied to the lens of PicMonkey Glass, using voice commands, while wearing the glasses. Our beta testers reported a happier outlook, greater tolerance in visually challenging circumstances, and an increased ability to accept spousal unsightliness.

See the product demo at www.picmonkey.com/glass

How does all this techno-magic work?  PicMonkey Glass uses 3D movie technology to make photo editing effects available to the naked eye. As light rays pass through the red and blue lenses of the glasses, a detailed point cloud of the world is uploaded to an armada of servers, where sophisticated object recognition algorithms break apart light fields into diffuse parametric isolations. Finally, a dedicated Higgs boson emitter attached to the eyepiece re-combines an ultra high resolution retinal projection, at a rate of 1,000 Hz, while neutered nanobots squeegee off residual ionic schvitz.

Check out our new approach to photos here as well: All-new Crazy Goodness! Seriously? Yes!

  • Cindy

    When or how do we get to use it?

    • http://PicMonkey.com PicMonkey

      Happy April Fool’s Day, Cindy!

  • http://zibbet.com/catswire Cat

    Happy April Fool’s Day 😉 Which is a shame since I’d love to have met the neutered nanobots!

    • http://PicMonkey.com PicMonkey

      Cat, we will take it on as our primo mission to bring the neutered nanobots to you in some other product form. An effect? Dunno… Thx for laughing with us today.

      • http://zibbet.com/catswire Cat

        Now that would be awesome!! 😀

    • Trish

      Oh ME tooo….Who could resist “Neutered nanobots” and “residual ionic schvitz”?? Both had me laughing in tears. GREAT one Pic Monkey! Loved it! “Happy AF Day!!!”

      I’d actually forgotten the date until I opened your super email.

      What a hoot!!! 😉

  • http://twitter.com/kellythom747 kelly thompson (@kellythom747)

    loved this – especially ryan gosling part

  • http://www.facebook.com/RuthieInTheSky Ruthie Rader

    Is schvitz what I think it is? *Laughing*!

  • http://littlemisscelebration.com cindyeikenberg

    Hilarious! Loved the Hey Girl! Happy April Fool’s Day!

  • Thomas Malvern Walton

    You guys are so awesome that I think the April Fool’s joke is you saying that this new product is an April Fool’s joke. “Can’t fool a fool,” if I’m remembering that quote correctly. I do wonder about the voice recognition part–could get one in trouble!

  • http://PicMonkey.com PicMonkey

    Thomas, Ruthie, Kelly, Cindy: you’re our inner circle of fun-havers, peops! Thanks for weighing in. Best April Fool’s Day we’ve had in years.

  • http://www.facebook.com/HisProverbs31Woman Carmen Delia Miller

    When will you get the Pacifico font? I so need it in my life! :-)

    • http://PicMonkey.com PicMonkey

      Hi Carmen. Duly noted! Will pass the word along to our designers.

  • pepe

    sorry. today i can’t edit my pic.
    do you have a problem??

  • Addy Saucedo

    ooohhh geez! You got me PicMOnkey hahahaha and it’s already April 9th hahah nice one 😉

  • graciela

    pago mi pick !!!!!! es genial pongan mas funciones ………… fondos y demas ………..falta mas glam falta mas como de galmour moda y pop y dance etc simepre hablando de diceños

  • ziko1995

    ooohhh geez! You got me PicMOnkey hahahaha and it’s already April 9th hahah nice one

  • http://inspirition.biz isabelaimee

    of course you are….AND…can I buy one month of royale, cancel it the next month and buy the whole year’s royale the following?

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  • http://www.dianecaytonhakey.com/ dianecayton

    LOL… Oh wow, cannot stop laughing at Ryan Gosling.

  • http://www.picmonkey.com Cindy

    Not going to fall for it this time!!!

  • http://healthjunkie.ph Tonette

    Bahahahaha! This is a good one! Almost wished it could be true! 😀